HOLLYWOOD'S
FIRST
PERSONAL TRAINER
Sylvia of Hollywood, giving a whack.
She
stood 5' tall,
weighed 97 pounds and terrorized the leading female
stars of Hollywood
from 1925-1931, for which they paid her - very
generously.
She was a masseuse who called herself Madame Sylvia of
Hollywood.
Her basic
tenet
of
"weight reduction through massage" was that pummeling,
pinching and
whacking flesh could squeeze body fat out of the
pores. She
used her hand and paddle on some of the most famous
"bottoms" of
Hollywood - including those of Marie Dressler, Jean
Harlow, Gloria
Swanson, Norma Shearer and Carole Lombard. Sylvia
didn't
autograph (or whack) the hat, but so many of her clients
did that I
feel she's an honorary signatory.
Sylvia also
believed
salt was fattening and that hair shouldn't be washed
more often than
every two weeks. She promoted the notion that
breast size
could be reduced by going on a twice monthly, three-day
liquid diet,
drinking 6 ounces of liquid - any liquid, from water to
buttermilk -
every two hours. But, not everything she preached
was
cockamamie. She taught that good health (and good
bodies)
also came from diet and exercise. For Sylvia,
fried foods
were verboten and steamed lightly vegetables were
heavenly.
And whatever her methods, the clients saw results and
kept coming back
for more of Sylvia's brand of torture.
Sylvia
Ulback was
born
in Oslo, Norway in 1881. She wanted to be a
doctor, but
thwarted by her parents, she studied nursing instead,
and began giving
massages at 18. Married with two children,
Sylvia's lumber
dealer husband lost his business during WW1, and they
all emigrated to
America in 1921 with stops in New York and Chicago
before arriving in
Hollywood in 1925.
Her first
celebrity
client was Marie Dressler, and from there the client
list grew like
topsy until she was hired in 1929 by Joseph P. Kennedy
to be the
masseuse for Gloria Swanson (Kennedy's mistress) and
others in his
Pathe Studio galaxy of stars. Sylvia was paid a
startling
$750 a week (the equivalent in today's dollars of
$10,000). Her studio bungalow was nicknamed "the
torture
chamber" and she used to play music to drown out the
screams.
But
making
pots
of
money wasn't enough for Sylvia. She wanted to be
as famous as
those who lay writhing on her massage table. In
1931, she
published "Hollywood Undressed," a tattle-tale book that
spilled the secrets of the stars - about their bodies,
their marital
troubles and their rivalries - and which effectively
burned all her
bridges in tinseltown. She headed back to NYC and
used her
new-found notoriety to get a weekly radio program, a
newspaper column,
monthly "beauty" articles in Photoplay magazine and a
new, much-younger
actor husband. Sylvia was a 1930's media
phenomenon, but when
that decade ended, so did her career, and she and her
husband retired
to
Santa Monica, CA, living in obscurity until their deaths
in
1975. She may have been the first celebrated
personal trainer
in Hollywood, but she certainly wasn't the last.
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